I’ll say one thing for the invasion: it took my mind off women for awhile.
If from the shoulders up these water horses were beautiful ponies, then from the haunches down, they were pure nightmare. Huge, powerful pincers carried the beasts forward or sideways, depending on how you looked at them. They took to the walls and the damp sewer pipe like champions, coursing forward to the pile of goons. In front and behind them, a force field of energy crackled with light and electricity, leaking out of their mouths and their…
“Is that lightening coming out their asses?” Leave it to Derek to ask.
I want to be an elf in my next life, I thought, as I fell into the darkness. Either that, or I want whatever good elf Paxil they’re taking.
~Troll Or Park, coming soon
The dark fairy queen smiled, licking her lips with a bright red tongue marked by black veins. She stared at Betsy like she had all the time in the world and nothing to lose.
~Troll Or Park
Details & photos!
This is my first signing in a year. I hope to see you there!
If it says “video doesn’t exist,” just follow the link to play.
Now on audiobook: This Brilliant Darkness, written by yours truly and narrated by Jack Wallen.
If you liked the book you will love this version. Jack is amazing as Greachin (and wonderful as everyone else, actually).
If you’re new to Audible, you can actually get it free with your first 30 day membership. I like their app. It has “back up” buttons that will jump back a few seconds if you missed something. Great while driving.
Anywho…back to work for me. Just wanted to say…GREACHIN is on the loose.