I wrote a joke for this, but I couldn’t post it because it was too…?
Awesome.
On the way home, Tim got freaked by the face in the window. He was already stressed because fairies tricked him into locking our keys in the car. What IS it? I think it’s a kite.
A complement of pussy cat pins.
(I actually own or have owned several of these!)
A selection of dog strollers.
My meme loves me, right?
HEY. I wrote a roller derby book. It’s called Troll Or Derby, it’s honestly got mostly 5 star reviews because it’s kick ass, and it’s on sale right now because almost no one’s read it yet! So go buy a copy—if you don’t have a Kindle or Nook, download one of the free apps (google “Kindle app”) and read it on your computer, or pop for the paperback for $11. That’s still pretty decent for a paperback, right?
Regardless, $.99 on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, and Smashwords right now! Troll Or Derby. Look it up.
(via threatavansufferin)
Tin soldiers. I don’t know why they’re sideways.
Missing a hotdog.
Winning. Her name is Jackie.
I see the light.
Fun bubbles. I imagine the “prizes” inside the crane game in McJagger’s Bingo Hall are kept inside this sort of thing. The ogre’s blow, for instance.















